Flibberjibit Fortune Cookies

Here, we have a collection of the finest, most obscure, and utterly useless fortunes from the great minds of the Committee of Conundrums.

Each of these fortunes has been carefully crafted to be as vague, yet profound as possible.

Recent Fortunes

• The answer to the ultimate question is 42, but only if you ask the right questions.
• The truth is, you are not as good at this as you think you are.
• You are my brother, and I love you.

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Or, if you will, ask the Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums for guidance.

Disclaimer: The Committee of Conundrums is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our fortunes.